THEYFELL

Every AI tells you what you built is great. This one reads the real thing and writes the obituary it earned. Any business, any website, any career. Free, and brutal.

Real, unscripted AI. It buries the work and the choices, never the person. Aiming it, and what we do with what you paste

Put a link first and you can add what to aim at after it, like simgen.dev roast the pricing page . Optional, and it only uses what is really there.

Do not paste ID numbers or anything you would not put on a postcard. Addresses, emails and phone numbers are stripped before it is read or stored. SIN, SSN, card and passport numbers are refused outright.

That is the notice the public gets. The full autopsy goes deeper: what you actually built, the true cause of death, the time it dies, and the one real thing that could have saved it. $3.99

Or come back from it: the $49 Resurrection , a thirty day plan and the full report as a branded PDF, in your inbox in a minute.

We will read it again in thirty days and tell you whether anything moved. One email, nothing else, unsubscribe by replying.

The notice is free and always will be. The two paid steps exist because a burn on its own helps nobody.

We buried it. This is how it comes back. Judges the one page you pasted.

Not one page. Judges the whole business. Five pages, read and cross-examined against each other.